Faildad

A white male baby boomer whose wife got tired of his shit and left him. His kids shun him like the plague. Says psychiatry is "just a crutch for weak people" while being an alcoholic with crippling emotional insecurities he refuses to get help for. Blames everyone but himself for his problems.

"When will I get to meet your father?" "You don't want to meet him. He just sits at home drinking and feeling sorry for himself while watching Fox News all day. He's a total faildad."

by Analvortex9000 March 9, 2020

Failed abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

A prime example of a failed abortion would be Keith Q

by FG5000 May 15, 2021

Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.

In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."

by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021

Failed good intentions

Matt S

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions

by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022

Failboat

Thing you cannot spell without the L

Can't spell failboat without the L

by Nintendrew February 11, 2023

ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Fread Fail

A common PC game error which causes the said game to crash at startup, displaying a message in which it is written that "The Fread Has Failed". This baffled many PC users because it was an unheard of and unsolvable problem.
To this day, any game thats "Fread has failed" has to be returned and a new copy purchased.

Aw man chuck! I can't play Harry Potter 2 anymore because it keeps saying that my "FREAD HAS FAILED"!

or

Oh snap john, quick, return your copy of Super Mega Ninjas, it look's like the game is displaying the "Fread Fail" error!

by GameFixerErrorMan4994 December 5, 2009