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Faildad

A white male baby boomer whose wife got tired of his shit and left him. His kids shun him like the plague. Says psychiatry is "just a crutch for weak people" while being an alcoholic with crippling emotional insecurities he refuses to get help for. Blames everyone but himself for his problems.
"When will I get to meet your father?" "You don't want to meet him. He just sits at home drinking and feeling sorry for himself while watching Fox News all day. He's a total faildad."
by Analvortex9000 March 9, 2020
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