Faster

Literally the god of baldness

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo

by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020

Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004

Fastcore

Fastcore is a term for fast styles of hardcore (ie thrashcore, power violence, crustcore etc). As these genres can sometimes be difficult for people to tell apart, the term Fastcore can be applied to the lot, making the labelling of bands easier.

625 and Sound Pollution are some of the premier fastcore labels in the world

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006

The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!

'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

stupid fast

Operating a vehicle so fast that there is almost no way to not get hurt in the process.

That guy wrecked because he was showing off! Yeah he was going stupid fast!

by Chad Adams October 9, 2006

feastballday

Feastballday is the day of the week, usually Monday, Sunday, or Thursday (DAY), upon which friends gather for wings (FEAST) and football (BALL) - hence, feast·ball·day

"Work is driving me insane today. T·G·I·Feastballday"

by webster's bastard October 5, 2009

Feastival

Noun. A celebratory occasion that includes, but is not defined by, large amounts of food (often bar food or heavy foods such as pasta).

"We threw a feastival at my house to celebrate the Super Bowl," Joe said.

by Canadian Sniper May 31, 2015