Excusemasterman

Excusemasterman- THines excuses that are used every day is the master of them

I am the excusemasterman- if you need an excuse go to the excusemasterman

by Midnight_whisper June 7, 2024

Exist

pointless

my existence is pointless

by djmalmal261 July 5, 2024

Excuse

I don't need an excuse. It doesn't need to be justified.

Hym "I can just as easily say there is no excuse or justification for what is happening to me. But that would be lazy. And I know how much you hate laziness. So I'll just say I don't NEED an excuse. I have a REASON. And the REASON is the thing you are doing to me (in whatever terms you choose to describe it) that is unjustifiable and for which there is no excuse. So... I need to be made whole or your kids need to be made holey."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.

“EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP

by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025

existanphobia

The irrational fear of existing, often leading to existential dread, overthinking, or the desperate wish to cease consciousness altogether.

Person 1: “Ugh, I have to wake up, go to work, pay bills, and just… exist?”
Person 2: “Sounds like a bad case of existanphobia.”

by Hippopotomonstresesquipedalio February 24, 2025

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

Existenceness

The highest possible state of physical and spiritual mental consciousness and essence itself.

"Sup?"
"My existenceness is a mere reluctant amoeba going through suffer and pain."
"Damn!"

by ErGabbo March 23, 2025