Army eat

When army eating, one shovels food into their mouth as fast as they can, sometimes chewing once or twice before swallowing, so they can be done earlier than everyone else, so they can tend to other more fun activities. This often happens in the army, hence "army eat". When army eating, it takes an average of 3-4 minutes to eat a regular meal.

Dude, the sarge wants us out training in 5 minutes! We'd better army eat!

by Kastera1000 April 18, 2010

Eat babies

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler

Eat babies, burn babbies.

by Simple Equality May 16, 2017

eat it and yeet it

The action of eating and then making yourself throw up

Chris: “Hey, did you hear that Vera went to eating disorder rehab?”

Jamie: “oh yeah dude i heard, she would always choose to eat it and yeet it so i saw it coming”

by its_Ollie_bixth February 2, 2022

Eating clouds

Smokin' some hella weed.

Big boi: Ima go out eating clouds.

by Slayermanlion June 12, 2018

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022

Eat it and yeet it

When you feel hungry, but doing so will cause you to vomit. Often during illness or hangovers.

Dude, those chicken strips look good, but I’ll just eat it and yeet it.

by Awright159 July 12, 2021

Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.

by Born worse ones May 24, 2019