Describes a mate or partner that has perfected his craft through years of seeming like a great catch when in all actuality...he suddenly, and stealthily reveals himself as a complete douche bag.
Great husband and family man...and poof, the douche ninja comes out of nowhere and reveals that he is a cheating, lying scumbag. You had no idea. Surprise attack. Many victims.
by Sonny James August 29, 2013
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by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012
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by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011
Get the Douche Sweater mug.A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.
by lizzchick September 16, 2011
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Get the Douche Nuts mug.A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.
Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.
by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009
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