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douche enabler

Someone who condones, tolerates or encourages douche behavior. Said douche may have other good qualities that cause their enablers to overlook their douchebaggery.

However, this can sometimes lead to the enablers being seen as douches-by-association, and in extreme cases, a douche involved in positive activity can cause such efforts and projects to be seen in a negative, douchey light.
Douche enabler: "Why don't you take it easy on Duke? He's a big sweet Teddy bear!"

Me: "Why do you even wanna be associated with an abusive douchebag? He oughta be ostracized, at least then he wouldn't send new people we meet running for the fucking hills."
by m(A)tt March 4, 2010
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Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.
I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater
by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011
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douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.
douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.
by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011
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Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
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douche tip

Hey Luke Zuke, look at that guy in the black beaver hat.

No kidding, Bo Zuke. He looks like a douche tip.
by Bo Zuke April 4, 2017
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Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"
Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!
by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006
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Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.
Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.
by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009
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