by bigdudeydude July 04, 2017
by Dan Teeman March 01, 2008
I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.
by CharlieUniformNovemberTango October 01, 2018
by heyyyjon December 12, 2020
The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..
So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..
Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..
Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..
Madam: "Have you cum?"..
Sir: "Not yet darling.."
Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..
Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
Sir: "Not yet darling.."
Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..
Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..
by Drex Johnson March 08, 2010
The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.
Abuse Kittens
(Dog Head)
Blame your neighbors
As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.
(Dog Head)
Blame your neighbors
As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.
by Sinrai July 11, 2008
"How is Mike doing? I heard he got drunker than dog trash last night"
"Sorry I took so long, the line at the drive through was longer than dog trash"
"Sorry I took so long, the line at the drive through was longer than dog trash"
by anameyaycreativity March 17, 2022