dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

frat dog

Having sexual intercourse without a condom.

Joey tried to frat dog Kayla, but she told him to bag it.

by Dan Teeman March 1, 2008

dog food

Slang for brown rock heroin

I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango September 30, 2018

dog water

When you're absolute garbage at a video game

Bro you're literally dog water.
LMAOOO you're fucking dog water!

by heyyyjon December 12, 2020

dog snot

The clear fluid that dribbles from the eye of a gentlemans pleasure pole prior to the big unloading..

So called because it is similar in taste and consistency to the stuff that leaks out of Fido's nose..

Useful for lubricating the mammaries as you thrust the man-meat between them before giving madam a pearl necklace..

Madam: "Have you cum?"..

Sir: "Not yet darling.."

Madam: "Whats that mess on me tits then?"..

Sir: "That's just dog snot dear.. Tadpole soup will be delievered shortly..

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

Advice Dog

The head of a labrador puppy on a rainbow background that gives advice to people. A properly constructed advicedog consists of 2 short phrases one on top and one on the bottom.

Abuse Kittens

(Dog Head)

Blame your neighbors

As you can see Advice dog's pool of knowledge is endless.

by Sinrai July 1, 2008

Buyin' the Dog

1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it.

Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.

Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight?

Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice.

Jim: Dude, you suck.

by goldfishcremeegg January 12, 2008