Dickenth

A unit of measurement specifically derived from the average length of a flaccid penis belonging to a genetic male.

Customer: "Good day sir! do you happen to know the precise length of this cured meat loaf?"
Store clerk: "Unfortunately not my fine gentleman, however upon last comparison it was roughly six dickenths."

by Charles Dickenths June 6, 2018

Dickenstein

When you had a erectal disfunction for more that 3 years and your dick finally rises. You can say :" It's ALIVE! ". Like frankenstein

Dude 1 : hey my dicked has risen again!
Dude 2 : ohhh like frankenstein
Dude 1 : it came alive .... again.
Dude 2 : so like .... DICKENSTEIN

by V0R73X June 16, 2018

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

Dickdelping

Killing and fucking wild animals while high on meth.

He seems to be Dickdelping his life away.

by Chloe1776 November 3, 2018

dickedjizzer

A man who's only able to reach climax while also being penetrated.

Lynn: Hey man, you have fun with Terry last night?
Gaz: Nah, he's a bit of a dickedjizzer and I wasn't ready to make that step on the second date.
Lynn: A dickedjizzer?
Gaz: Yeah you know, can only jizz when he's also being dicked.

by Mad_Gaz November 27, 2018

Dickerating

The act of decorating ones dick pic

My buddy nolan send me a dick pic by accident so me and my friends did some dickerating

by Killerchrisby December 12, 2018

Dickening

Like 'sickening' but when you're being made sick to the stomach by people who are being dicks or dicking about.

How much did they charge you for parking?

Nothing for the first hour and then $100,000,000 per hour after...

Didn't you read the sign?

They didn't have a sign...

That's dickening.

by Munkeis Oonkel December 18, 2018