clontch

Clontch means hold tight

"He *clontched* on the door"

by Urban james June 5, 2017

Clontarf

A high-ranking Dutch wizard.

I haven't seen anyone as powerful as Dumbledore since the days of Clontarf.

by Blaggerz55 October 4, 2017

Clonkers

Clonkers are some big ass shoes that a Uptight idiot wears.

Damn dude look at the dumb ass wearing clonkers what a idiot.

by Gunsdontkilpep October 25, 2017

Clonocosopo

A shortcut to remember 5 key polyatomic ions for chemistry.

Kids, if you know Clonocosopo then you know at least 11 more polyatomics!

by Teachhs January 3, 2018

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 15, 2018

clonkft

To take a large shit on the floor

Person: Jeez Paul why you gotta go clonkft

by NormieSlayer September 7, 2018

CLONEGRESS

The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).

Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.

by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018