CLONEGRESS 

The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).

Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.

CLONEGRESS by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018

Congress 

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

Congress by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Congressed 

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.

I got badly Congressed at work.

Congressed by bora_am May 19, 2014

Suspended Congress 

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.

Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!

Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

congressman's coffee by mamma murder August 24, 2010

Congressional Medal of Boner 

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012