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A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.

We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!

clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

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clontarf

the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.

its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!

clontarf is da best place in da world 2 live

clontarf by timmyotoole1 October 8, 2007

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Clontarf

A high-ranking Dutch wizard.

I haven't seen anyone as powerful as Dumbledore since the days of Clontarf.

Clontarf by Blaggerz55 October 4, 2017

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Clontarf

Clontarf is a slum in the north of dublin. Ran by zack mceown and his clontarf crip gang affiliates.
Legend says if you walk past wacko zackos house you will be chased by a bald old man with zackos head peeking in the back.

I cant go to clontarf because ill be bet tickeled and stabbed.

Clontarf by Bungybingus April 11, 2022

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Coontarf

Derogatory term for the aboriginal college.

"Hey! Let's go bomb coontarf!"

Coontarf by JoshuaHawkins August 12, 2024

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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