clontarf

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.

We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!

clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

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clontarf

the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.

its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!

clontarf is da best place in da world 2 live

clontarf by timmyotoole1 October 8, 2007

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clontarf • Coontarf

Clontarf

A high-ranking Dutch wizard.

I haven't seen anyone as powerful as Dumbledore since the days of Clontarf.

Clontarf by Blaggerz55 October 4, 2017

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Clontarf

Clontarf is a slum in the north of dublin. Ran by zack mceown and his clontarf crip gang affiliates.
Legend says if you walk past wacko zackos house you will be chased by a bald old man with zackos head peeking in the back.

I cant go to clontarf because ill be bet tickeled and stabbed.

Clontarf by Bungybingus April 11, 2022

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Coontarf

Derogatory term for the aboriginal college.

"Hey! Let's go bomb coontarf!"

Coontarf by JoshuaHawkins August 12, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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