Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".

A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.

by bitchuck June 13, 2025

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Cross-contagiophobia

The intense fear of other people’s belongings or items contaminating your personal space with their microscopic traces, scents, or environmental residue.

“I can’t let him leave his jacket here—I have full-on cross-contagiophobia.”

by Dr. B Tyler October 26, 2025

cross-list

To list products on multiple online marketplaces.

I cross-listed my leather jacket on two websites. It sold on both. Now I'm on the hook because in reality I only have one jacket!

by vintagehummingbird October 28, 2025

Cross-training

a sexual act involving a woman having sex with 3 other individuals at the same time.

Damn, I was cross-training last night with Jimmy, Scott, and Nicole.

by Moodi76 November 28, 2025

cultural cross-pollination

A spicy definition attempting to describe the extent to which cultures have influenced each other. Conjured by Gigguk during the 23rd Trash Taste podcast with Mori Calliope as a guest.

I was wondering like, how many cultural cross-pollination there is.

by Skelebruh November 13, 2020