crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

croonk

A girl with a bad home life who really loves white lace and white dresses. Anything white that looks attractive.

"Yea I'm dating a croonk. I love her though"

by shortwali July 26, 2023

Croomfalicious

When you’re croomfing hard on the croomf

“Wow, I’m croomfalicious”

by croomfsona August 1, 2023

Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.

I am not a crook!

by cyclopentane August 15, 2023

crookus

The very definition of omnipotence, can see and hear you no matter where you are, sometimes he likes to wear 70 rings and pretend it's a glove

Yoo did you see Crookus this morning? He was wearing his glove again

by Ket-chup Steine August 22, 2023