crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

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Face-Crooked

The act of pirating ones way into someones Facebook account, then absolutely butchering it. It can vary from changing the relationship status to "Married to joey buttafuoco" or changing ones proflie picture to a giant douche.

Damn son, not again. I forgot to logout at the library and some monkey changed my profile picture to a close up of Michelle Obama's jibbs, she looks like Baraka from Mortal Combat.......face-crooked yet again....sigh

by tb2_nola August 21, 2010

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Stacked like a crooked card game

1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.

Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

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Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

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choked

girl that gets fatalitized

reece: damn you choked the shit out of tanya
greg: aint nothin to a boss

by Tanya LOLOLOLO January 3, 2008

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Rice Cooker

When you fart in the hot shower and the steam brings a strong smell of shit up to your nose. Similar to the Dutch oven but in the shower.

"I just gave my wife a rice cooker in the shower"

by JCR75 August 22, 2015

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Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 6, 2010

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