Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Cockdalakas

Being blinded to improvement by the cock

I was blinded to new beginnings by a raging case of Cockdalakas

by Blinded61 December 22, 2016

cockdatious

An adjective to decide something that is cool and or bad-ass.

Dude, that shirt is cockdatious!!

by Hipsterkiller January 6, 2017

coodoo

A comfy & cozy domicile.
Cute nickname for a tiny house, hut, trailer, tent, or domicile of any kind- as long as it's cozy!

Ahh, so nice to be back here in the coodoo!

It's so comfy in this coodoo, I could just doo-doo!

comfy tiny house

by MaryJane Potter March 31, 2017

Cockdate

When you wanna FUCK your girl, but it's the FIRST date.

"Damn, I can't fuck this bitch!"
"Why not?"

"Nigga, cuz it's a COCKDATE"

"Ohhhhh..."

by CHAZMINE_NEVY May 31, 2017

coodhouf

some random thing gabe’s dad called gabe. probably means he’s a homo.

I’m sick because I’m a coodhouf.

by Trash Boiii February 10, 2018

cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018