Anus tiger

When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass and take your penis out with shit on it and paint tiger stripes on their back.

I was fucking Cindy in th ass and got bored, so I pulled an anus tiger.

by Anonymore June 04, 2014

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Thigh Gap

A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.

I feel sorry for these girls who try to get the near impossible thigh gap by eating two pieces of celery for every meal.

by Anonymore January 28, 2015