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Contralto

The lowest womon's singing voice; on her lowest notes, she sounds almost like a man, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.

The alto range, which is below soprano, is really a mish-mash of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the higher of the two.
The contralto voice is pretty rare since there is little work that was written specifically for them. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.
by Sam October 28, 2004
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Damage Controlman

1. Responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control.
2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.
Hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.

Have you seen my baseball?

Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.
by spanky mcbignutz December 1, 2005
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quality control

A wonderful invention. Without this, alot of the people at this site would wind up speaking another language.
Without quality control, most of you would be fucked!
by Kantora March 21, 2004
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Self-control

When Netflix be callin yo name so hard and you be like "okay"
Self-control is so yesterday.
Totes my goats, giiiiirl
by xXoldhowardXx October 21, 2015
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DualFX Controller

A controller that Sony hired Splitfish to make for their PS2. It looks like a mutilated version of the Nintendo Revolution controller. I guess Sony just had to rip-off Nintendo... again. One thing that Sony couldn't copy off the Nintendo Revolution controller was the ability to sense the 3D enviornment. If your wondering why the DualFX only senses a 2D enviornment, it's because it needs that crappy Eyetoy in order to work. Sony expects this to counter the Nintendo Revolution controller that everyone is getting exited to use in an FPS. It will end up another Sony flop anyway, sorry Sony, but you need to come up with your own ideas. Oh, and they're charging $60 for it.
NOTE: If you want to see the article and pic, search "DualFX" on Google news or.
Mike: Dude I got the DualFX controller for PS2
John: I finally got my Nintendo Revolution!!!
Mike: The DualFX can do the same thing and it only cost $60
John: That is kind of expensive for something that only works in a 2D eviornment
Mike: 2D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT ONLY WORKS IN 2D!!!!!!!!!
John: God takes pitty on you
by RamuneMatt April 3, 2006
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gun control

What this nation needs the -least.- Guns are a way to keep ourselves protected from assholes who are out to kill us for no damn reason. And then, liberals are trying to apply gun control on this great country. We've got enough weapons being illegal to own, and then they're trying to even make it illegal for a law enforcement official to carry one.
Let's show those liberals some "gun control" by controlling a gun their way.
by victor September 1, 2003
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gun control

The idea that minorities will be safer when only the rampart division is allowed to have guns.
Gun control laws in the Old South were only enforced against black people.
by epsilon minus January 18, 2004
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