Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

colton

hes SUPER CUTE and really caring. he always

wants to take care of you and will never let you down

colton is the best boyfriend

by crazy lover 1234 April 2, 2019

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

Colton

He is a coon

Yo you a coon colton

by Dyucky October 7, 2019

Colonary

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020