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My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
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Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.
Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,
You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.
Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,
You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.
Ex:
Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...
Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...
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Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.
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