Asher coomer

a person with a mad soul and gets in deep trouble until he releases the power he thinks he funny

yeah I'm asher coomer

and I love evening

by yeah I'm Asher coomer April 15, 2025

ass-colbert

a person with Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)

His jokes were so bad, the only ones that laughed were a bunch of ass-colbert's that were in denial Trump had won the election!

by Dennis Carlo August 14, 2025

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

Me da cólera

1) Literally "It gives me cholera"
2) To be gagged, or stunned

"¡Esa cumbia me da cólera!

by rotterhammer May 12, 2020

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Interrupting this commercial

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022