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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
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clocky transfem

a trans woman who's clocky and has a deep voice that makes you swoon
person 1: the barista at that coffee shop is such a clocky transfem i want to kiss her so bad
by eknt June 21, 2024
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Click fuck

When making clicking sounds with your tongue as a straight male while actively dry humping someone that is also a straight male.
Hey Christopher I havent seen you in a while lets catch up and maybe click fuck!
by milkmuncher1 December 16, 2024
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clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort, and “clocky” means that shit abt to come out… clocky tea…
Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Yes, omg!”

*then they beat each other up*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025
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clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.
Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025
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clinky clogs

by higstudios January 20, 2025
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