Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

by The coxford dictionary November 24, 2021

Bruce

Bruce is handsome and gentlemen and rich and he can take anyone’s girl.

Bruce is handsome

by kerrrrrrr7j7i December 3, 2021

Daniel Bruce Anderson

: Born May 28th, Mr.Anderson is more of a "Metal head". He is in a band called BlackDaze and plays guitar. He is currently taken. His hair has been Red, Orange, Purple and Pink at the tips. He is a blue eyed agnostic who enjoys poking dead things with a stick.

Daniel Bruce Anderson:

"MEN?!?".

"2inches?".

"2inches of veins?"

"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"

by His stalker<3 ;D August 17, 2011

Ashlyn Bruce

A morbidly obese man who cannot see his own feet

Ashlyn Bruce

by DB318 June 9, 2021

Bruce

Commonly referred to as the man about town

Look at Bruce, all so worldly and fashionable in his Lululemon, doesn’t he look like he is the man about town.

by Anonymous44! April 24, 2024

bruce

a very cute french bulldog

friend: wow that’s a very cute dog what’s his name

random person: that’s bruce dickhead

by bubblebutthole.com November 11, 2022

Bruce

Bruce is the most handsome guy and gentlemen and he’s rich and he can take anyone’s girl.

Bruce is the most handsome guy u will love him at the same time

by kerrrrrrr7j7i December 3, 2021