bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Boink

When your playing Cod 3 and on the offensive(not defensive) and you get a direct body shot for the win on fringe.

You fricken boinked it Timmy

by Who dat bitch. December 25, 2017

Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.

“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”

by bonkassdude January 24, 2018

Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel

Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!

by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018

bonk

do the gay

Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"

by zoocanada February 27, 2018

Blonk

An obviously long blink when ones eyes stay closed longer than a normal, quick, reflexive blink.

You look so lame when you blonk your eyes like that.

by Superflykristipie May 21, 2018

bionkah

A lovely smart outgoing person

Ella was like bionkah

by Blueforever May 22, 2018