bloody pulp

When you piss off and alienate superfluous family members by calling them "bitch", this is what the bitch's husband beats you into.

Bloody pulp bloody pulp. Don't say bitch.

by jonathan's brother-in-law November 9, 2004

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006

Bloody Mary

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's period.

I feel very loved when my husband and I have a bloody mary. It's like he's not afraid to make love to me no matter what.

by ^_^ September 18, 2003

bloody muffkin

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.

Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth

OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!

by Bloody poon November 14, 2011

bloody stump

when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.

"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."

by Harold78 October 10, 2017

Bloody groceries

The act of fucking an ass hole so hard it rips and bleeds. Then one slurps the blood from the ass hole while masterbating

Dude Angelina let me have bloody groceries last night.

by Swaggiemgoo December 21, 2015