she beast

A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:

-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.

You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005

beast up

verb - slang; to drink one or more Monster energy drink, equivalent to saying "shoot up" when referring to injecting drugs intravenously

Example 1
Guy 1: Dude, I've got a ton of homework to do tonight and 3 group meetings to go to.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need to beast up if you want to make it.

Example 2
Guy 1: You shouldn't beast up before your big presentation.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: It will melt your mind.

by smclife October 7, 2010

Beast Meat

Derogatory term to describe overweight and/or unattractive females. Also describes the genitals thereof.

Eat the meat of the beast that beats.

by Clintox Ox April 22, 2004

Sexy Beast

Synonym for "Chris", a Sexy Best is somebody who is irresistible to women, and they often have trouble controlling there urges around them.

The Sexy Beast helps women fulfill her urges quite often.

Girl: OH Chris! You're such a sexy beast!

by ThreeOneThird June 6, 2009

elle-beast

1. weed
2. a fat girl
3. something gross

1. Dude lets go smoke some elle-beast later tonigt.
2. Man did you see Bill fucking that elle-beast last night.
3. Dude I ate hooters earlier and I have to take a massive elle-beast.

by redwings r us November 6, 2009

Beasting Off

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.

Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!

by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008