Batterbrained

When a man has not ejaculated or had sex in two or more days, the built up ejaculate causes higher than normal sexual related thoughts and verbal responses.

I forgot to do the dishes babe; I was thinking about you naked in bed. Sorry, I must be batterbrained!

by JCal616 September 9, 2022

batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 20, 2022

mad batteries

a large amount of batteries, preferably in your hands

Man, this game gear takes mad batteries

by thewreckedship September 9, 2009

Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011

Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.

Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter

by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye

Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye

by Yeahbe November 22, 2017