bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face

"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"

by Kadie-Lee May 30, 2008

Batho

a worthless piece of monkey shit. he is the shortest shitbag ever concieved. he has no friends, and his hair looks like an 80s afro. he is a flaming deush bag, and loves his brothers cock.

look at that batho, hes eating a big polish sausage!

by nick the dick4536787678 August 19, 2010

Bathmophobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of stairs or steep slopes.

Betty has bathmophobia.

by AnitaHanchoob July 25, 2009

Roman Bath House

1. A place where ancient Romans would gather in order to bathe and meet up with others.
2. The act of flatulating while taking a shower with another. Similiar to a Dutch Oven.

1. Phelonius and Pedaphylia went to the Roman Bath House in order to scent there skin and get some.
2. While taking a shower, Kim made such a nasty Roman Bath House Jason thought he might hurl.

by Tamara and Ray September 25, 2005

Glitter Bath

An elaborate sexual maneuver requiring preparation. One taps open bags of glitter or confetti to the tops of the blades of a standard ceiling fan. Then, while having sex, one turns on the fan. Thus releasing a shower of festive sparkling glitter on the entire act. (Made better if done after shooting your load on some part of your partner so that the glitter of confetti sticks to them.)

"Man Last night Tom gave Barbie a Glitter Bath. It was beautiful. Just like watching the Titanic."

by THE Kitchen January 11, 2008

Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

by Birdbath McGrath March 13, 2011

Kathy Bates-ing

A female who acts like Kathy Bates' character in the movie "Misery". This female has severe stalker tendencies. She could also be known as both a stage five clinger or a stage six clinger.

That girl is Kathy Bates-ing me to the extreme, she called me three times in only four minutes!!!

by E to the M to the O December 9, 2008