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spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.
by derelictus May 31, 2010
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Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex
Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole
by Bob December 13, 2003
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Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.
"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"
by J April 16, 2005
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Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.
"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."
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toss the bastard

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.
by EntropySoup June 10, 2008
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bastard head

by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006
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Rat bastard

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man
by CrispyFried May 14, 2003
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