badgermilk

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,

"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"

by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009

bladder bugs

bladder bugs are flees on a cats bladder.
most of the time when your cat has a big bladder
which a bladder is a stomach just in tha lower area.
you can fined bladder bugs flees on a white bladder lower stomach area

omg my cat has bad bladder bugs

wow jeff your cat has bladder bugs

by bladder June 25, 2008

badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

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by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

Badger

The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.

Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.

by spjork September 7, 2007

Bandersnatch

the reference to a girl/woman's pussy - of which isn't necessarily dirty or ugly from previous whorage - rather, the thought of or encounter with the vagina flags signals that it possesses foulness OR natural whorish form/appearance. The
mismanagement and neglect imposed on this particular vagina by its owner creates in turn a pussy not prepared to make impressions by any measure. However, it is still desirable enough to bang. It clearly has the potential to meet higher standards as well.

Examples of conditions which lead to the bandersnatch are as follows:

Bushy
Smelly
Linty
Subpar appearance/shape
Deformed symmetry

by Dshystey July 17, 2006

Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007