black bastard

Used to describe an officer of the police service of northern ireland (formerly Royal Ulster Constabulry)

We were rioting last night and I took that black bastards baton off him.

Them black bastards beat the fuck out of me on the way to the cells.

by kam555 September 2, 2009

Cheap Bastard

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again

My Landlord is a CHEAP BASTARD.

by Capt Copernicus January 9, 2009

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

Twos up on a bastard

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome could produce a child.

Try asking someone:

Hello cheeky, wanna go twos up on a bastard?

by christophe August 4, 2004

bastard

Antonym - marital spawn.

Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.

by big kahuna November 11, 2003

Bastard Tough

1. adj. Someone who talks amazing amounts of shit but never backs it up. But, when put in the position to have to back it up, will triumph gloriously resulting in more shit talking, thus perpetuation the cycle.

2. adj. An extrordinarily tough person.

Jesus Todd is bastard tough! He talked shit on Matt all night and when Matt threw down, Todd kneed him in the balls and kept talking shit.

2. Marv from "Sin City"

by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005

bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.

"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."

by Kelly Harris November 28, 2007