mole at the ticket window 

A protruding bowl movement, about to defecate.

I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.

mole at the ticket window by Evans Elves January 2, 2010

Sit at the Head of The Round Table 

1. a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

Sit at the Head of The Round Table by Mahus March 8, 2012

look at the monkey 

A YouTube video made in 2004 that shows a creepy animation but has a badass beat to it

Have you seen “Look at the monkey”?

Yeah man that shits fuckin creepy

look at the monkey by schlemmy August 11, 2019

a day at the spa

a classy, work place appropriate term for a facial ie; getting a load blown on the face

i can't wait to treat you to a day at the spa

a day at the spa by cherryflavourednapalm September 10, 2010

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

panic! at the disco 

a las vegas native alternative rock band that gained popularity in 2005 from their single i write sins not tragedies. discovered and signed by pete wentz of fall out boy, the band is nine years old. current members of the band are brendon urie on vocals, guitar, and pretty much anything he can pick up, spencer smith on drums, and dallon weekes on bass. past members are ryan ross who played guitar and was the wordsmith for the band, jon walker the former bassist, and brent willson who also played bass before walker joined the band in 2006. spencer and brendon have been in the band ever since it was formed. panic!'s most popular songs are singles i write sins not tragedies and nine in the afternoon. the band has four albums which are a fever you can' sweat out (best album tbh), pretty. odd., vices and virtues, and too weird to love, too rare to die!.

person1: do you like panic! at the disco?

person2: YES OMFG I HAVE URIEGASMS1!1!1!1!1!1!1

person1: you know, ryan's pretty hot too.

person2: stfu he doesn't even go here.

person1: *kills person 2*

panic! at the disco by patd tho November 30, 2013

Panic! At the disco 

A fucking legendary man

Go and listen to Panic! At the disco’s new album it’s the good shit

Panic! At the disco by (Shameful laugh)*shakes head* July 3, 2018