Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.

"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."

by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014

alienspy

coolest guy on the planet who pwns tash all day with a penis the size of elephants

> tash

by tash August 26, 2003

Alfie

A WHITE boy who stays up to late, takes drugs ,skates/ scooters around his neighbourhood and occasionally like to set things on fire.

Ew look at that kid twitching in the corner, he must be alfie

by mehdi.ldn June 10, 2019

Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.

I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

the alien

Pushing your testes into your stomach, as the eyes, while pulling your penis downwards as the face.

I showed Shirley the alien.

by john boner August 22, 2006

alfie

scum of the earth, cannot get a job and has to resort to potwashing at a lowly hotel, demoralising!!
also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.

OMG i cant belive that ben, what an alfie... neshing it at sutton hall!!!

by billy wheeler March 25, 2008

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005