He is a tall, dark skinned chad who's so buff that his dick has a six pack on it. He is aware of what type of effect he puts unto girls. With his responsibility and humility, he stays single to save women
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Get the Allonah mug.When he talks about his girlfriend you have to ask him which one since he has 15 and their all taller than him. His chin is directly connected to his neck. He is very underated but still pulls all the girls. He has a 6 inch. Would be the one to text his girls to come at his house at 6 PM and they would ask each other who they are and it would get crazy because he would be getting whooped.
Girl#1 Allan is such a good kisser
Girl#2 Allan is so good in bed
Boy #1 Allan is so good at deepthroating
Girl#3 Can i be added to the list of your 15 girlfriends
Girl#2 Allan is so good in bed
Boy #1 Allan is so good at deepthroating
Girl#3 Can i be added to the list of your 15 girlfriends
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Get the luke allen mug.A bigfoot-like creature dwelling inside, at least 18 hours a day. Mainly timid, can be aggravated easily in the absence of L.A ice. Emerges into sunlight very rarely. Once risen from the comp-cave he can otherwise be heard being called ALLY or ALCO. May be found scrounging at computer swap meets. Caution: do not approach!
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