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Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
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Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G
by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
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Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.
nobody hangs out with parker.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life
did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10
by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019
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Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016
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Parker

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
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Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.
Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
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