A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

by anonymous September 14, 2020

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
