zoobagg

can be defined as one part zoo and two parts scumbag

any visitor to the national zoo who are clearly from any place other than DC and are scumbaggs can be labeled as a zoobagg

by dcfergalicious April 20, 2009

Zoobreedingology

When you cross-breed two animals from the zoo to get already existing or extinct species.

An example of Zoobreedingology would be crossing a Dolphin with a Chinpanzee to get a T-Rex.

by jfjdnsjrif October 30, 2017

zootypanjabouthgrana

a zoo where they keep weird creatures and fantasy characters in Grana

I saw a Dougal at the zootypanjabouthgrana when I went last week

by foetus deletus May 29, 2020

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

Big Zoobar

An adjective to describe when you are dumb lit, and are unable to comprehend life

Hey Nate, that blunt got me Big Zoobar

by Monster Blunt June 5, 2018

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018

Zooba

The game that produces anger issues

You have a lot of anger issues.
Yeah, I play Zooba.

by Waldo 2 February 10, 2020