Zonk

- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.

- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.

by wisebutweary June 21, 2003

beit zonot

A Hebrew phrase, which means "whorehouse". Widely used in the Israeli army, IDF, to describe a situation or a place, in which fun is being made.
Commonly used also among the Israelis.

- "So, Yossi, how is your service"?
- "Great! I am doing beit zonot in the Kirya".

(The Kirya is the ultimate military base of the jobnicks).

by phlegmat May 13, 2005

Zonco

A female who jerks you off so hard that your foreskin is pulled off.

Yo, don't date Trish. I hear she's a total zonco.

by MasterJesusKillerMan October 4, 2011

zonkin

when your eye lids shut against your will.

"i'm totally zonkin, bb."

by ryan sikes September 5, 2013

Zankou mouth

A God-awful breath smell brought on by eating copious amounts of the delicious yet deadly garlic sauce.

Only known cure is to sprinkle salt around your mouth and whisper an incantation.

His Zankou mouth was so bad it was basically an STD.

by Fila dough July 23, 2016

Zondor

An amazing family name that come from Slovakia. Members of this family are artistic, free spirited and are opinionated. They hale from the northwest region of Indiana and will dominate the world.

The Zondor family is awesome!!

by IndyGirlLove June 7, 2018

Zonk

Sleep is most often defined by, “a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.” American slang has hence taken the basis of “sleeping” and reformed it into conditional words, often grouped as synonyms of their fore-bearer. Zonk is one such word. The literal definition of which is, “ to fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.” While sleep and zonk are very similar, sleep has more a dreamy and wistful connotation to it. Zonk, however, is a more violent word, often associated with power naps or a sudden urge to go into heavy sleep (see Stage 4 REM cycle). If one were to, in pure theory, say they were sleepy rather than zonky, then that mayhaps imply that there is a slight edge encouraging them to close their eyes, but not quite enough to make them truly, and wholly, zonk.

I’m finna fucking zonk, Mark.

by FFS my real name isn’t Allison February 25, 2019