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Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014
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Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
They did the two-handed zamboni last night
by sex canada May 17, 2009
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I took a damn ZaboomaShroom and I started climbing trees
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Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.
Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
by dberto April 3, 2009
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Zamboner

When you win a contest to ride on a Zamboni at a hockey game and get so excited by either the thrill or seeing hot girls skate around that you get an erection.
I was riding around on a Zamboni and saw the Blackhawks ice girls in their hot outfits and totally popped a zamboner.
by Boorilg November 5, 2010
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