zalan

handsome. lookin great in front of people.

you're too zalan.

by ohmad December 29, 2017

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

by TigerToe August 17, 2015

New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand

Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

by Rionox March 1, 2023

Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller

Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)

Shes completely bald after i gave her the Franco-New Zealand Steam Roller.

by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009

Australia or New Zealand

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

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Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

invade New Zealand

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.

Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.

by AnonJudicator October 20, 2009