A cunty guy with such a big forehead that it takes up the entire room, all of his friends make fun of him for it. His forehead also has the power to summon an army of sea animals because of the trident it beholds.
by Donard veliu August 21, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A superhuman who can defy all perceptions of reality. Has never been defeated at anything. Ever. His only weakness is that he has no weakness'.
by boss1234567 November 15, 2011
Get the zachmug. Your best friend. The kind of guy who can always make you laugh when you are sad and you can't help but fall for him.
by Wickersham4 June 29, 2011
Get the Zachmug. 
A very very handsome guy. He is the epitome of the balance between cute and hot, like how does he do it?! He's very sweet and caring and will be there for you when you need him most. If you ever come across him, keep him close because he's worth more than the world. Tell him how much you love him cause he needs to hear it too. Kiss him every day and hold him close. Zach is the greatest person in the world and no distance can keep him from loving you. Watch out for this switch, he likes to submit but when he doesn't get what he wants, he'll dom you in the absolute hottest way possible. Oh, he also loves nu-metal so if you wanna talk to him, get familiar with his playlist. He can get angry but that's only because underneath his chad-alpha shell he's a sm0l bean who hurts and feels too. Just be there for him when he needs you and you'll have him forever.
In conclusion, love him as much as you possibly can because there's only one of him and trust me, you'll need him. He's your babey, daddy and very best friend.
In conclusion, love him as much as you possibly can because there's only one of him and trust me, you'll need him. He's your babey, daddy and very best friend.
Person 1: See that guy there? What's his name?
Person 2: Oh, that's Zach
Person 1: How is he both cute and hot?! I want him to be my boyfriend
Person 2: He's taken and very loyal, so I suggest you step off
Person 2: Oh, that's Zach
Person 1: How is he both cute and hot?! I want him to be my boyfriend
Person 2: He's taken and very loyal, so I suggest you step off
by yesisnowhenyougetdowntoit January 16, 2020
Get the Zachmug.