Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"
by lexicontraband November 3, 2011
Get the equally yoked mug.Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.
Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.
A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "
"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."
"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."
B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."
"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."
B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"
by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010
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by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009
Get the Yoked mug.An italian young man that is just plain massive. His muscles are just so big and all the females are attracted to him
That guy is yoked
by ricosuave2024 February 17, 2021
Get the Yoked mug.When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.
My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."
I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."
I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."
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