by murder3000 June 4, 2017
Get the Yonis mug.One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
Get the Despairing Yoni mug.The literal definition of a huge dick. Person with a huge horse cock that can't be destroyed. Person of the group with the biggest dick. This person is usually quiet but when he sees a pussy he goes completely wild.
by the big tits November 22, 2021
Get the Yoni mug.Yonis is a sigma who has all the chicks and all of the people go after his feet. Sexy man. Yonis is the kind of guy who created the definition for 5head, both literally and mentally.
Girl: Wow! Who is that sexy asf sigma?!?
Girl2: You don't know? That's Yonis obviously.
Girl2: I heard he had sex with 10 girls from my dance group last night alone.
Girl2: You don't know? That's Yonis obviously.
Girl2: I heard he had sex with 10 girls from my dance group last night alone.
by FriendOfYonis November 4, 2021
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a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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