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yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
by Ott^ September 25, 2005
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Yoga Bittie

A girl that uses yoga clothing, makeup, and a perfect hairdo to go to the gym, only to pick up/socialize/do level 1 on the elliptical.
Erica takes an hour to get ready to go to the gym only to check out guys. She just flaunts her ass in her yoga pants and hardly even works out. She is such a yoga bittie.
by C-Millz January 27, 2010
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yogafie

A new type of selfie that is taken during a yoga session using one's feet.

It was started as an online challenge " #yogafie_challenge: Taking a #selfie with your feet! " by Sari Hamoud in August 2017. He gives the following description:

"I am a Syrian linguist; I study language comprehension mainly, but I also like taking photos and doing #yoga. Today, I combined the two.

The #yogafie is the ultimate next thing in the #selfie world, a new challenge for selfie takers & yoga lovers. Unlike the #footfie or #feetfie, a selfie for your feet, the #yogafie, is a selfie of YOU while doing #yoga.

To achieve a #yogafie, at the #Sarvangasana or #shoulderstand #āsana ,the person uses their flexibility to hold their phone using one of their feet and then presses the screen with the other foot (preferably the dominant one). Alternatively, if your phone camera does not support touch screen capture, you could use the timer to start the yogafie, but your phone has to be between your feet at the Sarvangasana peak when you take the picture. That’s the challenge!

Try practicing the pose first, and only attempt this after stretching. The aim is to combine yoga with selfie taking in an enjoyable challenge and not to get anyone injured ;). Moreover, your phone might slip and fall, so you better have good reflexes! "
I challenge you to take a yogafie!
by Michael_India August 1, 2017
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Yoga Pants

greatest invention ever made. if used properly on the right girls,ass becomes a magnet to the eyes of every straight man alive.
guy:holy shit look at that ass!

guy2:i know,yoga pants are amazing.
by 233413 May 22, 2011
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yogamom

A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.

She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.

Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.

When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.
Ex:
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.
by 45dc6787gb November 14, 2011
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yogartventure

Usually involves two friends, one of them being incredibly awkward and the other incredibly creative, proposes that they hang out by eating frozen yogurt, going go karting at an unknown location, ultimately creating an adventure. Thus, the three activities combine to make "yogartventure"
M: "Hey want to go on a yogartventure?"
A: "There must be something wrong with you."
by adsfkj123789 June 13, 2010
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Yogain

When you meet someone for the second time in a short period of time.
As we met again on the hallway, I said to him Hello again and he replied Yogain !
by Ratatoskur March 29, 2011
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