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A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.

She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.

Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.

When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.
by 45dc6787gb November 14, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. While their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and competition. Unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.
She wouldn't drive an SUV, she's a "yoga mom".
by Mark Bat August 12, 2007
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A sassy clueless whore of a mother who lets their children go out and go wherever their BMW'S take them. They are often found at the tanning salon or at the nearest yoga studio. They have over 2,000 friends on Facebook and have no clue where their children are at anytime. Their husbands are always out of town due to "business" or "golf trips". They are against sex but will provide condoms whenever a child is in need of one or ten.
Yoga mom: "hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"

Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"
by butty102 March 26, 2016
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