ass yodelling

when you sit down to take a shit and all that comes out are extremely loud farts. Often experienced the day after consuming large amounts of beer.

Good lord. I just spent the last 10 minutes ass yodelling on the can. Fucking beer.

by baddaditude December 24, 2010

Yodelling David

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.

Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

by Marques Parana May 25, 2020

yoel

loved by all ladies.
Will capture you with a smile.
Has a giant dick

SEX GOD

Cops usually question him just because they find him so interesting

He's a lover not a fighter but don't get any ideas he can still kick your ass

He is the reason why Waldo is hiding

If he were to kick you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

OH DAMN YOEL IS SEXY

by lollypop45484 November 23, 2010

Yoselyn

The visual representation of cute

Wtf Yoselyn so cute

by Whitebeaner15 September 29, 2019

Yoel

the guy done with his math assignments five minutes into class

WHAT THE HECK YOEL HOW DID YOU FINISH ALREADY

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahaaahah October 31, 2018

Yodeling

When you cackle so hard you begin to yodel

That shit was so funny I was yodeling

by sexuallexual October 23, 2017

Cum Yodel

The act of yodeling while giving a blowjob, vibrating the man's balls for extra stimulation.

Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.

by Kate Charlton February 17, 2008