"Hey, I saw your half-mother buying a lamp from a seedy sex shop a few years ago."
"What?! Dude, you just totally dropped a WTFbomb on me!"
"What?! Dude, you just totally dropped a WTFbomb on me!"
by Brittney and Megan September 12, 2008
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Lawrence: Nm. U?
Steve: SSDD.
Lawrence: Lol.
Steve: Lol.
Lawrence: Lol.
Steve: Wait, WTFAWLA?
Lawrence: Nm. U?
Steve: SSDD.
Lawrence: Lol.
Steve: Lol.
Lawrence: Lol.
Steve: Wait, WTFAWLA?
by J&C&YM January 15, 2010
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often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.
often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.
by Dan62 April 4, 2008
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pwned, 0wned, or owned means to get a serious smackdown brought unto thyself from another person.
to be wtf0wned is to have all that, multiplied by 1.5 or more.
it's to have an asskicking SO bad, that some form of hacking, one way or another, MUST have been involved in said asswhooping.
it's such an asswhooping that afterwards, NOBODY says anything, standing back, in awe of how much of an asskicking you've received.
no questions asked
no excuses
no way to get your dignity back
what the fuck 0wned.
pwned, 0wned, or owned means to get a serious smackdown brought unto thyself from another person.
to be wtf0wned is to have all that, multiplied by 1.5 or more.
it's to have an asskicking SO bad, that some form of hacking, one way or another, MUST have been involved in said asswhooping.
it's such an asswhooping that afterwards, NOBODY says anything, standing back, in awe of how much of an asskicking you've received.
no questions asked
no excuses
no way to get your dignity back
what the fuck 0wned.
by Neo-Darkheart June 10, 2004
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Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer of Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.
Descripes himself as "happily unmarried"
Uses a paint ball gun to repel fans
Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer of Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.
Descripes himself as "happily unmarried"
Uses a paint ball gun to repel fans
by Wild Bill 72 May 31, 2009
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Counter-Strike, last round, 5 people v 1 person, should be an easy win -- the 1 guy kills the entire team of 5.
"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"
"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"
by aircoft December 29, 2015
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Text conversation: Dude! I spilled a drink on some dudes windshield and owed him 300 dollars! Another man: Sigh... wtffwwulwwultyahc.
by defonito April 9, 2019
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