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squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
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Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it
Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak
by shartacus October 7, 2022
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wormy

wormy is a dick bag
by joshthewormysquarmy March 17, 2022
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Wormy Appreciation Day

Wormy appreciation day is held on is May 5th every year. Wormy supporters shall shower wormy with appreciation and love because it is wormy’s birthday that day <3
Dude #1 - “Yo, are you ready for Wormy Appreciation Day tomorrow?”
Dude #2 - “No sadly, I gotta prepare”
by S0FTEE January 2, 2021
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Wormie

Putting your finger up someone’s ass without consent
Graham gave Carla a wormie and she didn’t talk to him for a week
by CRAYGRAY1234 April 15, 2021
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Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.
I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!
by sailornova November 6, 2024
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wormie dealy

the worm mobster who will beat you up then eat your remains
oh sh*t its Wormie Dealy get out go
by weezermanweewee July 18, 2022
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