Wonky Will

EVIL C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ

C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ THAN WONKY WILL

by Cing Buchacacha December 17, 2021

Willa Wonky

You’ve heard of Willy Wonka, now get ready for... Willa Wonky.

Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”

Look at her, she’s definitely Willa Wonky.

by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"

wonky's are wonky.
that's it.

by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Wonky

A style (or sub genre) of electronic music usually found in Dubstep, Electro, Glitch, Breakbeat, & Grime. It has also been suggested that wonky is a genre of music itself.

This album is hella wonky and glitchy.

by klone138 January 22, 2010

WonkyClaw

A user name coined by an individual from Surrey, B.C. Used for many online sites, and even games, including Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. WonkyClaw is an awesome person.

I saw WonkyClaw playing video games the other day, he rocked!

by Trav_WC March 1, 2009