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Winnie the Pooh party

A party where everyone only wears a t-shirt. No pants, no underwear, no socks...just a shirt. You could add to this and drink out of a 'Hunny' jar all night.
by nebtam January 7, 2010
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Winnie

A girl named Winnie will always have your back, she's always kind to you and maybe has anger issues. Besides that she's a great person and everyone she talks to instantly falls in love with her! She's got a great sense of humor, and although she may of had some downs in life, she doesn't let that keep her from making others happy. She may not be the best in school or be all that popular, but she is the life of the party!
by Georgewashingtonsboobs101 April 4, 2020
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Fair Witness

Fair Witness is a fictional profession invented by Robert Heinlein. (Stranger in a Strange Land)

A Fair Witness is an individual trained to observe events and report exactly what he or she sees and hears, making no extrapolations or assumptions. An eidetic memory is a prerequisite for the job, although this may be attainable with suitable training.

In Heinlein's society, a Fair Witness is a highly reputable source of information. By custom, a Fair Witness acting professionally, generally wearing distinctive white robes, is never addressed directly, and is never acknowledged by anyone present.

While Fair Witnesses may hold jobs, at all times they must honor the traditions of the Fair Witness and do their best to avoid any possibility of bias when wearing the robes and repeating the truth of what they have seen, done or heard.

Fair Witnesses are prohibited from drawing conclusions about what they observe. As a demonstration, in the novel a Fair Witness was asked to describe the color of a house in the distance. She responds, "It's white on this side"; whereupon Heinlein explains that she would not assume knowledge of the color of the other sides of the house without being able to see them. Furthermore, after observing another side of the house she would not then assume that any previously seen side was still the same color as last reported, even if only minutes before.
You can trust what he says. He's the closest thing to a "fair witness" of anybody I've ever known.
by Deacon John Hubertz April 18, 2018
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Jebrovah's Witness

One who adheres strictly to the Bro Code and preaches door to door from the Book of Brob.
Dude, Kyle keeps trying to get me to join Sigma Phi. He's such a Jebrovah's Witness.
by NilBilly April 8, 2010
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witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.
Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...
by emilygoo July 27, 2006
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Witmiester

An extreme ginger, with INSANELY ginger hair.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
EEEW, that guy is such a witmiester, check out his soiled trousers and wild, wild hair.
by ArmchairBaybz. December 14, 2009
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Winnie Cooper Fantasy

A term used for young adolescent males who had a "fantasy girl" in Jr. High through High School, whom they "loved", which they then projected upon "The Wonder Years" character, "Winnie Cooper" and therin, the actress "Danica McKellar", herself.
"I've always been really cautious about guys who have a 'Winnie Cooper fantasy', and I'm so glad about that," she told the magazine. Maxim "I mean, I can count on one hand the guys I've been with. It was really challenging, but I never gave it up too soon, if you know what I mean." - Danica McKellar
by that70sboy October 29, 2010
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