Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.

Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.

Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.

by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010

Writhing

having a twisting or snake-like or worm-like motion

writhing snakes or wiggly worms

by sillykhm3rgrl August 17, 2006

writhing bitch

A bitch of a particularly manipulative, destructive or malicious nature, usually with intent.

My sister is such a writhing bitch

by Dark Pariah July 13, 2016

Wishing Well

A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.

I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020