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wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
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Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007
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wireless brain charger

by dameem March 4, 2019
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wireless

Having autism. From Spectrum Wireless + Autism spectrum.
Boris was acting exceedingly wireless when on his first date with that girl.
by nspire clubbist July 29, 2025
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EpiK Wireless

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs
Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing
by random customer October 13, 2011
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wireless charger

a charger that has a wire its kinda like a pad or a little circle thing you plug in and you put a phone or a watch on it and it charges it
hey my phones about to fuck itself do you have a chidger

no i dont i have a wireless charger tho
by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023
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wireless canary

People who are sensitive to electromagnetic fields (EMFs) and radiation (EMR) from power lines, household appliances, wi-fi, cellphones, etc.

Like the canaries once used in coal-mines, these are the first people to suffer from electrosensitivity. They either become sick, or need to move as a result. Symptoms include anxiety, troubles sleeping, brain fog, and loss of coordination.
"That dude is so out of it today."

"Take it easy on him, man, he's a wireless canary."
by Wendell G February 8, 2013
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